Photo 30 May 47 notes Fucking Poets

Fucking Poets

Text 30 May 1 note

mohighwade asked: OH and I have a thought for you! When you're walking in the streets just like high as balls and you have trash in your hand and you really want to litter but then you feel like there's someone watching you the whole way to your destination.. Happens to me all the time..

The last time I littered and had a guilty conscience I got a DUI. I will never fucki ng litter again cause I swear that was karma slapping me in the face haha.

Text 29 May 17 notes

I hate it when you have shit to do but you just put it off and keep putting it off and it just looms over your head all day.

Then eventually you do it at the very last minute and feel alot better and wonder why the hell you didn’t do it earlier.

Text 29 May

mohighwade asked: From Alaska you say? How much is -49F in Celsius?

That is about -45 Celsius.

Text 28 May 5 notes

Shit happens and then you wipe.

Photo 24 May 10 notes Daily waterfalls; one bottle of dank. 

Daily waterfalls; one bottle of dank. 

Text 20 May 15 notes Alright it’s 6pm time to masturbate and then nap.
Text 17 May 16 notes

So a few days ago I got so drunk I blacked out then later fell on my face…I felt like putting this out there cause I’ve had to lie to everyone and tell them that I got hit in the face with a baseball. I chipped one of my teeth and my gums hurt so bad right now I can’t even concentrate…Wait so why the fuck is alcohol legal again and weed isn’t?

I’ve never had this issue from being too stoned.

Photo 17 May 230 notes lmao

lmao

Text 10 May 9 notes Oh shit nothing like 90’s music to bring you back.
Text 9 May 16 notes

If I were to delete all my friends on Faceback except the ones that I actually regularly talk to I’d probably have less than a hundred.

(But my newsfeed would be bullshit free!)

Text 7 May 7 notes Today I realized the biggest turn on for me is seeing a woman read out of a recipe book.
Link 6 May 5 notes Are you motherfucking kidding me.»
Text 6 May 17 notes Highquote of the Day:

“I like to think that I was born in the wrong decade; but then that just makes me depressed.”

-buddy of mine

Text 4 May 4 notes Fuck guys I really wanna bring my blog back.

…but I’m just too damn lazy.


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