Text 24 Oct bring in the dancing lobsters
Text 13 Oct

I bet Obama is a really chill dude

Photo 13 Oct
Link 4 Oct 5 notes A perfect example of what billions of years of evolution has brought us to,»

a bunch of fat lazy fucks….hmmm something went wrong here

Text 2 Oct 8 notes your monitor tan is so lovely
Text 28 Sep 2 notes

Anonymous asked: and they made up this evil thing called the "devil" to make everyone afraid to go to hell so people could obide by their "religion". i dont think its just a coincidence that the thing were all supposed to be so afraid of actually is just the word EVIL . with a fuckign D in front of it so it sounds like a name.

oh yeah cause the american government invented religion, youre a dumbass

Text 28 Sep 7 notes

Anonymous asked: "Rain man"(Illuminati)="Man from above"="God". so the illuminati (governments/rich powerful people) just made up religion to control everyone. and they refer to themselves as God because theyre creating and molding us into what they want us to be. think about it.

whoa man you’re fuckin high hahaha

Text 26 Sep 2 notes

15 text messages in one day?? hop the fuck off my dick!!

Photo 24 Sep christening tony the tiger 

christening tony the tigerĀ 

Text 21 Sep

fuck it lets just go to dairy queen

Text 20 Sep 40 notes

now i’m not into politics but if you vote for mitt romney you are helping the anti-christ

Text 3 Sep 4 notes

bong-t0ke asked: what is the most creative/unique/best munchie food you have ever created? :)

fuck that’s a hard one. I turn into like a food macgyver when I’m high. I made this awesome flourless chocolate cake yesterday and like smothered it in ice cream, fudge, caramel and strawberries that’s probably one of my recent bests hahaw

Text 3 Sep 10 notes

I wish Halloween, thanksgiving, and Christmas was like one week after the other so we can just get winter the fuck over with.

Text 3 Sep 53 notes

if you put your finger in your ear and scratch it,

it sounds like you’re playing pac-man

Text 2 Sep 19 notes

Anonymous asked: I think ur addicted to weed

it’s not that I cant live without it my day is just wayy better with it


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